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Andi's Goat Catastrophe. Part Two: "Trouble on Four Hooves"

 By Hope

 Part TWO

-1-

January, 1890

    “Mamaaa!”

   Andi’s head whipped up from where she was crouched next to her goat, Rosie. The zing-zing-zing of milk into the pail ceased. “In here, Jared.”

  A minute or two later, Jared waddled in, his eyes huge. He was silent except for the dripping on egg yolk onto the floor.

  Andi gasped. Somehow, egg yolks were landing in a splat onto the barn’s dirt floor. Egg shells littered his blonde hair. He whimpered.

  Fighting a smile, she guided him back to the house. As Andi had guessed, the egg basked lay in a heap on the wooden floor. She sighed. 

  After she cleaned him up, she headed back outside to finish milking until she saw the stanchion. The goat was gone. 

  Groaning, Andi called for her. Where on earth could she be? It was just five– maybe ten– minutes ago that she left her. The grain pail was on the floor and licked clean. Frowning, she started the search. 

   It wasn't until exactly 5 minutes later that she found Rosie in the feed room, stuffing herself on… horror of horrors! She gasped. Not the grain!

  Andi rushed over and tried shoving her away. This goat was like steel, connected to the grain bag. Tears sprang to her eyes as the nasty goat stepped on her foot and kept stuffing herself on the precious grain. Finally, she managed to yank her away only for her to step on her toes, smashing them.

  She slammed the stall door shut, took off her boot, and massaged her sore toes. This was not turning out to be a good day.

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   Three days later, Andi walked outside with a pail, whistling. As she stepped into the barn to milk the nanny, she set the pail on the stanchion and leaned over the stall door to greet her goats. The empty stall. Frowning, Andi looked around the stall. Somehow, the goats had tossed a bucket near the door, climbed onto the bucket, and hopped over the half-door. She cringed. How smart were these goats? 

   As Andi searched around the yard, she couldn’t help thinking of the words she had said to Riley when she got the goats. “I won’t make the same mistake twice.” She shoved aside her irritation and focused on finding them. A few minutes later, the mother goat was secured in the stall with a bit of hay. The kids, on the other hand, were a bit trickier. They zipped and darted around her, climbing all over the hay bales in the hay barn.

   Andi was fast, but not fast enough. She eventually corralled them into the barn, where they reunited with their mother. She snatched the bucket from the stall and slammed the door shut. What a disaster!

  Later that day, Andi let them out into their pen. She knew it was secure. No goat could jump that fence. Or go under it, Andi thought. But after today, she wouldn’t doubt if the goats dug a hole and slipped under the fence!

   Her worries were made clear the next morning. The two kids had squeezed through a space that was smaller than both her hands put together. She couldn’t believe it. The poor mama goat stood inside the pen, bleating for her babies. 

   Andi huffed and went on the search for the missing kids. She peeked into the hay barn, but it was silent. The tack room and barn aisle showed the same results. She looked between sheds, under the porch, and behind the barn. No sign of them.

   Frowning, Andi plopped down on the porch stairs and put her chin in her hands to think. If I were a goat, where would I be? A moment later, a sharp cry pierced the yard, making Andi leap from her seat. Another frantic cry carried to Andi’s ears as she raced toward the unfortunate sound. When she reached the tool shed, the sight took her breath away.

   One of the two kids, whose name was Daisy, had her two front legs tangled in fishing wire. She was on the ground, trying to get out of it. The other kid, Clover, was bleating on top of the shed roof, because he couldn’t get down. How he got up there, Andi would never guess. 

   Retrieving a scissor from the house, Andi started cutting away the wire that entangled poor Daisy. The instant the last strand was cut, she leaped away, but not before Andi caught her and held her while she helped Clover down from the roof. A goat in each arm, she lugged them to the pen, patched up the hole in the fence, and did a thorough survey to the other parts of the fence. It was clear that the hole was the only one. Andi watched the group for a few minutes, then went inside.

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   Over the next few days, Andi was relieved to see that the goats did not escape anymore. Riley properly fixed the hole where the kids got out, and everyone seemed happy. Until a particular rainy and cold winter day. 

   The town was buzzing with disappointment because this winter appeared to be “record-breaking low temperatures” , says one bystander, as Andi walked along the sidewalk. She wore her thick, woolen coat and stockings, but she could see her breath go as vapor in the cold, still air. Jared whimpered. 

   She went back to the buggy and clucked to the horses. They shifted nervously and trotted along the road. Andi felt sorry for them. As they made the turn to their house, small flecks of white fluttered around them. Snow! 

   As a child, Andi was always excited on the rare occasions that it snowed. She and Melinda would have snowball fights, build snowmen, and make snow angels. They would sit around the cozy fire and watch the snow fall out the window. More often than not, though, the snow would not be enough to do anything but tell her that it was cold outside.

    This was not a laughing matter for her now, though. Snow meant colder temperatures, colder house, colder stove. Andi slapped the reins on the horses and they broke into a fast trot. 

   As she rode into the yard, she knew the temperature had dropped by at least ten degrees from the time she got in the buggy and went into the yard an hour later. A storm was coming, and it was coming fast.

   Andi carried Jared inside, then came back out and unhitched the horses. She tossed them some hay and headed inside, numb with cold. The wind was starting to blow outside, and the ground was already covered in a thin layer of white dusting. She fumbled with the stove, which decided to welcome her with a cheery flame. Andi choked back a sob of thanks and shut the stove door. 

   Andi wrapped Jared in a woolen blanket and watched out the window to where the snow was falling on the ground. She shivered.

    An hour later, a gush of wind followed Riley as he stumbled through the door. Shaking the snow from his boots, he shook his head. “This is going to be a bad one.”

   Nodding, Andi dished him a plate of supper and joined him at the table. “How is everything out there?”

   Riley smiled faintly at her. “As far as I know, fine. I put the horses in the barn. Did you happen to check the goats today?”

   Andi shook her head. “It was so cold, I was focused on Jared and the horses.” Andi assumed they would be fine in the warm, cozy barn. 

   “How long do you think it will last?” Andi said in a worried voice. 

   “A few hours, or overnight at the most. Shouldn’t be too long before it slows down.” He gave Andi a reassuring smile. “Don’t worry about your goats. I’ll be sure to check on them in the morning.”

   Andi let out a breath. “Thank you.” 

   It will end soon. Andi told herself. But she couldn’t stop thinking that out there, somewhere, something was about to go wrong.

2

 

   The next morning, Andi fixed herself a cup of coffee before heading outside into the gloom. At least it wasn’t snowing anymore. But the ground was covered in a couple inches of white fluff. “All of this in one night?” Andi shook her head and bundled herself in her thick, woolen coat and stockings. Andi took a deep breath as she stepped outside.

   It wasn’t as cold as she feared. But as she took the first step off the porch, her book sunk up to her ankle in snow. The walk to the barn was even worse. Crunching her way along, Andi opened the barn doors and stepped into the warm barn. Shasta nickered when he saw her, and so did a few other horses. They looked unhappy.

    Andi walked up the aisle to the far end and stopped in front of her goat’s stall. Leaning over the door, Andi’s eyes met with two pairs of eyes looking up at her. Andi’s heart skipped a beat. Rosie and Daisy were chewing their cuds. Clover was missing.

   Turning away, Andi looked around the barn for the lost kid. After a thorough search, Andi concluded that the kid had escaped outside. She sucked in a breath. How long ago?

   Andi stepped outside and shut the door to keep the warm air in the barn. She walked around outside the barn, then near the bunkhouse. She called for him and searched everywhere. He was nowhere to be seen. After a good half hour, Andi admitted defeat. Perhaps the goat had found a cozy place to hide, somewhere Andi hadn’t looked. Wherever he was, Andi couldn’t find him without help. Heading inside, Andi shook her head sadly. Goats.

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    As soon as Riley stepped through the door, Andi cornered him. “Clover’s missing, and I’ve looked everywhere.” Her head pounded with worry. She hoped it wasn’t the same fate that Jasper, her lamb, had succumbed to all those months ago. 

   Riley looked at her. “Are you sure?”

   Andi nodded. When she had fed and watered the goats earlier that afternoon, he was still missing.

    “I’ll look for him before the sun goes down.” Riley grabbed his hat and headed back out the door.

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   Thirty minutes later, Riley returned with a cold, unhappy buckling. He put him with the others, but Andi didn’t understand how he got out in the first place “The stall’s locked tight.”

  RIley shrugged. “I suppose we should have checked every crack and hole in there.” He sighed. “I don’t know about these goats, Andi.”

   Andi’s heart skipped a beat. “What’s wrong?” 

   Riley shook his head. “It’s too much work for you, Andi.” He eyed her. “This is different from Jasper. He was a sheep. But these goats need milking, feeding, and constant watching so they don’t escape, which is all too much for you and Jared.”

   “The ranch hands can milk them if you’re that worried.”

   “True, but that isn’t my only concern.”

   Silent, Andi faced the window. She really liked her goats. But to say she loved them, she couldn’t. She admitted that sometimes they were annoying, but still… “You were the one who gave them to me. Remember?”

   Riley nodded. “But I should have known better. Sheep and goats are too much for one person to handle. I should have learned from Jasper. Do you understand?”

   Andi looked away. Rosie and the babies were so perfect at first, but as the weeks came by, they did horrible things. Once, the trio escaped yet again and chewed up a good portion of the wooden fences in the south paddock. Another time, they jumped all over the good saddles in the tack room and ruined a couple of the good ones with their muddy hooves. Nothing a good scrubbing couldn’t fix, but still… “I don’t know, Riley.”

   “Remember what happened in the cookhouse?”

   Andi cringed. Of course she remembered. Daisy had eaten a good portion of the stash of cornmeal in the cookhouse. Carlos had complained for a full day about spoiling what was left. 

   Andi sighed. “I guess you’re right.”

   Riley stood. “I’ll see to it that they are advertised as soon as possible.” He smiled at Andi. “Thank you for not getting upset.”

  Andi just shrugged. 

3

   

   “Andi, come here for a minute.” Riley waved her over. Church had barely gotten out, and Riley was talking to a young woman who had two small children. Andi hurried over.

   He introduced her to them. “Mrs. Hill is interested in your goats.”

   Andi smiled. “Is that so?”

   The woman smiled faintly. “It is. I have been looking for quite a while now, but it seems like nobody was selling milk producers. Well, until now.” 

   “Let’s discuss it, shall we?”

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   The next day, Mrs. Hill came by to see the goats. “I dare say they are the best looking ones I have seen,” she said, smiling. “I’ve decided I would like to buy them.”

   “I’m sure we can arrange that. When would you like to pick them up?” said Riley.

   “Is tomorrow too soon?” 

   “Not at all.” 

   As they walked back to Mrs. Hill’s buggy, a slight commotion turned them around. 

   “Mamaaaa!!” A sharp wailing erupted from the barn. 

   Andi took off running and stopped short when she reached the barn. The baby goats had slipped through the door crack and were jumping on Jared, muddy hooves and all. How they got muddy Andi couldn’t guess. “Jared!”

   Andi hurried over and plucked Jared from under the goats. He sobbed, dirty tears streaking his face. When Riley saw the situation, his jaw dropped. Silently, Andi walked out of the barn.

   “What happened, my dear?” An apologetic Mrs. Hill stood near her buggy.

   “I… well… I must have left the door open, and the goats got out. They… ah…” Andi broke off, seeing the woman had caught on. Her eyes opened wide when she saw Jared. “Well I’ll be…” 

   Andi shifted and replied quickly. “I’m sorry if you aren’t interested anymore, I understand. I’m sure someone else…” She trailed off when the woman waved at her. 

   “No need. I’ll take them.” The woman’s eyes twinkled. “I can already see they are being too much of a hassle for you. ‘Shouldn’t have to wait another day or two. How much do you want?”

   Andi’s eyes opened wide. “Are you sure?”

   The woman smiled. “I’ve raised enough goats in my days to know that they will do what they want, no matter what you say. Don’t take it to heart. Now, shall we discuss it?”

   An hour later, the buggy rolled off down the driveway, with the goat and kids tied securely behind. The woman had insisted on payment, no matter what Andi nor Riley had said. Thankfully, now, it was over.

   “Riley?”

   RIley turned. “Hmm?”

   “Did we do the right thing? I mean, selling them and all?”

   RIley pushed back his hat. “It depends on the way you look at it. But yes, I suppose you did.”

   “Me?”

   “You were the one who decided to sell them after all, right? I was only the one who simply suggested it.”

   Andi grinned. “I suppose you're right. At least it's over now. No more escapes.”

   “No more lost goat kids.”

   “No more goats, period.”

   Riley laughed. “Sure.”

THE END

   “To every thing there is a season, and a time to every 

purpose under heaven.”

Ecclesiastes 3:1


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